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just humors for the laughs.
It is not intended
to offend or humiliate anyone; rather, to intertain and share memorable times of the past.
We apologize for
any possible reactions that it may cause. Don't wory, be happy. Blame it on the rain.
Thank
you for your understanding. TUMAWA KA NAMAN DIYAN. God Bless you all.
NEW EDITION:
PANTOL ZOO - features exotic
animals.
Crocodiles - "Bwaya" infested the Sitio
of Singat and Pantol
MOUNTAIN CRABS - "Dacomo" aka =
Tarocoys neighbors
"kaarruba"" ti Bwayas
SEVEN DEVILS - "Pitong Demonyo"
divorced and moved to
Macalang proper
MONKEYS - "Bakes" left Macalang
and moved to Pantol Zoo
SEA GALS - "Tigga-ak" settled in
Pantol and Sorong proper
QUAILS - "Tokling" or Pugo moved to Bayambang
Centro some left
Imbo
down to Pantol Zoo
TURTLES - "Pagong" left Pantol Zoo and
moved to Rikudo
WILD CATS -"Mosang and Motit" settled
in North side of upper
Pantol Zoo
MINI SNAILS - "Kutibeng" and
his decendants neighbors the
Motits in Pantol Zoo and lower Gissang
KIDNAPPERS - "KUMAW" took over the
wife of Seven Devils
and moved to Imbo, upper Pantol Zoo
GHOST - "PUGOT" married the daughter
of the Champion "Kalaingan" then
settled inPampawen upper Pantol Zoo
KIRAT - married the daughter of DEER
"UGSA" then moved to
Pantol Zoo
SADAM - married the daughter of Bulan
"Mon" left Pantol
Zoo then settled in Sabangan & Matunglo
SERGEANT - "Sarhento" died of alcoholism,
his wife left Pantol Zoo,
moved to Purok Everlasting admired by the 2 rival cousins
"EMMOL and "PAGONG" (Anday or Pinday) became the
neighbor of the TAROCOYS
PATOLA - KABATITI, left Pantol Zoo and
now living in
Macalang proper by the plaza adopted by the KING's daughter
NOTE:
The "MUR-MURAY & Company" group
of Tumatansag all love "Bwaya Princess to keep them together.
SUPER ILONGGA - left her husband
the son of POGOT, now
became the MUR-MURAY in Macalang Beach
The wife of KING TURTLE left
Kawayanan, joined the CRUSADO
Group then
moved to Rikudo
ANGDOD - found another Super Ilongga got
married now
have 7 children IBM of Purok Everlasting.
Martial Law was lifted in Sabangan and Matunglo
now inhabited by SADAM and Company
of Kutibengs.
TAROCOYS - outnumbererd all the animals of Pantol Zoo
CAPGO & Company
Trained in "CAPAS, Tarlac to Support the Military
movement. They are very uncoordinated and unproductive due to misunderstanding of its members.
COMMON PROBLEMS: They can not MARCH,
most of them don't
know LEFT or RIGHT.. Kaliwa o Kanan.
SOLUTION: The Leader "IRMO" tied grass on
their feet so they can remember which leg to move first.
APPLICATION;
KALIWA (left) = LIDDA - aka TALAIB
KANAN (right) = PAN-AW - aka COGON
OK!!! "IRMO" Shouted, Mag MARCHA NA TAYO!!
wan -tu, wan -tu .....PAN-AW!!! LIDDA!!!,
PAN-AW!!! LIDDA!!!
The marching movements in unison finally
worked out
Thanks to "IRMO's" idea of tying pan-a and lidda.
JOb Well Done!!!.
