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rather, to intertain and share memorable times of the past. We apologize for any possible reactions that it may cause.
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NEW EDITION:
Panton ZOO features exotic animals.
Crocodiles - Bwaya infested the Sitio of Singat and Pantol
Mountain Crabs - "Dacomo" aka = Tarocoys neigbors
the Bwayas
Seven Devils - Pitong Demonyo divorced and moved to
Macalang proper
Monkeys - left Macalang and moved to Pantol Zoo
Sea Gals - Tigga-ak settled in Pantol and Sorong proper
Quail - Tokling or Pugo moved to Bayambang some left
Imbo down to Pantol Zoo
Turtles - Pagong left Pantol Zoo and moved to Rikudo
Wild Cats - Mosang and Motit settled in North side of upper
Pantol Zoo
Mini Snalis - Kutibeng and his decendants neighbors the
Motits in Pantol Zoo and lower Gissang
Kidnapper - KUMAW took over the wife of Seven Devils
and moved to Imbo, upper Pantol Zoo
Ghost - PUGOT married the daughter of the Champion "Kalaingan" then
settled inPampawen upper Pantol Zoo
Kirat - married the daughter of deer "UGSA" then moved to
Pantol
Zoo
SADAM - married the daughter of Bulan "Mon" left Pantol
Zoo then
settled inn Sabangan
Patola - KABATITI, left Pantol Zoo and now living in
Macalang
proper by the plaza
NOTE:
The "MUR-MURAY & Company" group of Tumatansag all love "Bwaya
Princess to keep them together.
Sarhento - SGT died, wife moved to Sabangan with the Tarocoys
and now living with "King Turtle" Pagong.
Super Ilongga left her husband the son of POGOT, now
became
the MUR-MURAY in Macalang Beach
The wife of King Turtle left Kawayanan and moved to
Binong
ANGDOD - found anothe Super Ilongga got married now
have 7 children
IBM of Purok Everlasting.
Martial Law was lifted in Sabangan and Matunglo now inhabited by SADAM
and Company of Kutibengs.
TAROCOYS - outnumbers all the animals of Pantol Zoo
CAPGO & Company
Training in "CAPAS, Tarlac to Support the Military movement became
very unproductive due to misunderstanding of all participants.
COMMON PROBLEMS: They can not MARCH, most of them doesn't know
LEFT or RIGHT.. Laliwa o Kanan.
SOLUTION: The Leader "IRMO" tied grass on their feet so they
can remember which leg to move first.
APPLICATION;
KALIWA (left) = LIDDA - aka TALAIB
KANAN (right) = PAN-AW - aka COGON
OK!!! "IRMO" Shouted, Mag MARCHA NA TAYO!!
wan -tu, wan -tu .....PAN-AW!!! LIDDA!!!, PAN-AW!!! LIDDA!!!
The marching movements in unison finally worked out.
